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Q. What did the stamp say to the letter?
A. I’ve become attached to you!
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Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. You drop him a line!
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That's funny!
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Q. What did the paper say to the pencil?
A. Write on!
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Q. What eight letter word has one letter in it?
A. Envelope! |
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Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine.
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Q. What does an envelope say when you seal it?
A. Nothing. It just shuts up!
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Q. What did the envelope say to the stamp?
A. Stick with me and we’ll go places!
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Q. Why do posties carry letters?
A. Because the letters can’t walk by themselves! |
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Q. Why is a pencil so heavy?
A. Because it is full of lead!
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That's a good one! |
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Q. What was the first ever letter?
A. a!
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Q. What stays in the corner yet travels around the world?
A. A postage stamp!
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Q. Where do you place letters addressed to boys?
A. In a ‘male’ (mail) box!
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Q. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
A. Post Office! |
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Q. Is it better to write on a full or an empty stomach?
A. Neither, paper is much better!
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